Mostly Mostly Harmless

Ben Gladman says hi.

0nechoice:

THANK YOU JENNI HERD

I saw the referenced article in the Times, biggest pile of bullshit. My Mum spent a good twenty minutes laughing at how stupid their suggestions were.

(via the-enemys-gate-is-down)

assholedisney:

the year is 2068. leo dicaprio is on his deathbed. his family and friends gather around, hug him, and ask him if he has any last requests. yes, he responds. cremate me. hollow out a statue. place me on the mantle. i am the oscar.

(via weasley-flying-the-impala)

  • Cops on crime drama: We caught the killer!
  • Me: Not with 35 minutes left you haven't.

bloggingthetrench:

Two chemists walk into a bar.

One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.

The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.

(via crusade-for-the-hopeless)

shitroughdrafts:

"The Road Not Taken", by Robert Frost. 1916.

Look, I know I promised, but Robert Frost.

Please forgive me.

shitroughdrafts:

"The Road Not Taken", by Robert Frost. 1916.

Look, I know I promised, but Robert Frost.

Please forgive me.

shitroughdrafts:

The Great Gatsby, by F. Scott Fitzgerald. 1925.

Okay, okay, no more. BUT GATSBY.

shitroughdrafts:

The Great Gatsby, by F. Scott Fitzgerald. 1925.

Okay, okay, no more. BUT GATSBY.